Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die.

Fearless among Romulan and Klingon; Terrified of women.
Loves Hockey.
Proud Canadian, Prouder Albertan.
Knows how to waste time that could have been better spent.

The best damn steakhouse in the damn state. I have taken a picture of every steak I’ve ever eaten there.

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imontherocks:

Daft Droid

imontherocks:

Daft Droid

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Emma Stone ➾ Filmography

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“Uh, we are not her boys.”
“Yeah we are.”
“…Yeah we are.”

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yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

  • I will stick my cold hands all over your body
  • I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
  • I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
  • nuzzling???
  • I will be smiling the whole time
  • you’re warm and I’m not
  • let me leech your heat
  • please

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A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

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